Yes, this is my first post…
I just spent thirty minutes trying to learn how to blog on wordpress, and, having successfully confused myself, decided that the best way to solve my confusion was to try a different blogging site. So here I am, slightly less confused, but still wondering if any of what I’m typing will actually reach other humans or if I’m just typing to myself. And considering that I just finished typing up my first novel (enter cheers and congratulations here), this is a fear worth pointing out. So what if my mom is the only one who’s read it? She thinks it’s awesome and undoubtedly the next Harry Potter.
I guess I should express to my current readers (myself & my dog), why I am starting a blog. It was at the urging of my close friend, Jenn, that I change my status from being an unknown writer to an unknown writer who has a blog. This seemed logical enough to me, but I have never followed blogs and have little knowledge as to what I should be writing about. I saw some links for “better blogging tips” which when clicked upon, took me to an amazon page advertising some dumb book I had to buy in order to get these valuable tips.
Did I mention that I’m a vegan chef? Don’t even say it. I already know what you’re thinking: how do I get my protein, right? I don’t. I’m actually in a wheelchair and unable to do anything but blog anymore because my kwashiorkor has gotten so bad (for those of you who don’t know what kwashiorkor is, it’s a condition caused from severe protein deficiency, and the reason you’ve never heard of it? Exactly).
Did I mention that I have amazing pets? Two cats named Dragon and Frodo Baggins, and a dog named Toast.
Hope you join me on my blogging adventures! Cheers!